Club Penguin Times issue #447

The first article talks about saving the future

'Greetings again, in the last issue, i spoke about the wonders of the future. However, there are thetas there as well. Ultimate Protobot 10k. one of the most dangerous villains we know of, was spotted by Gary 3000!'

The next article talks about elite gear of the future

'Here's a brief on these member-only robes from the future. i'd never choose anything over my jetpack, but the robes are excellent fires. You can get all the way to space without refueling. They're also very quick to react. Whatever moves you make will be mired by the robo-from a wave to a ninja stance. "Big Red", the three-legged robo, is my favorite. Something about it just looks good. You're heading into dangerous territory. pilots. know your gear, fly safe, and watch your back!'

Instead on upcoming events a new island rumors has been released

'WHOA, rumor alert! Now that pufflesare "speaking", i keep hearing about puffle bands on the island. Maybe someone is making a puffle choir by using the speak trick? Or maybe the puffles are ROCKING out on their own?! All i wanna know is y lola wasn't invited! jk. Sounds like it's all hush-hush. ig you get some gossip, send it along to the paper so ur girl Cadence can check it out!'

This weeks comic!

'Yellow Penguin: Why is it so easy to weigh fish? They've go their own scales!

Crowd: Get some new material!

Yellow Penguin: Sorry. i only get new jokes during parties...So...what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Crowd: Ughh (Sticking tounge out)'

This weeks secret is Three Famous Gary Inventions

'Gary the Gadget Guy is quite an inventive fellow. He can create a gadget to get out of any bind! or a gadget that gets us in a bind! Here are three of his most notable creations:

The Time Trekker 3000-This started out as a regular snow trekker, but Gary modified it so that it can travel through time!

The Clock Tower- This has stood proudly in the Forts for years. It only needs the occasional snowball to wind it up and keep it running.

The Pizzatron 3000- This extra-fast pizza oven keeps up with pizza demands of Club Penguin. It has also caused a lot of kitchen catastrophes!'